Train Etiquette

1. Do not under any circumstances eat smelly food on the train. note Also avoid having garlic the night before.

2. Keep elbows and bags tucked in at all times. No one wants to be whacked out of their peaceful train slumber.

3. Falling asleep on the train is okay, but snoring isn't.

4. Don't rest your head on randoms shoulders. That just makes everyone uncomfortable.

5. Respect everyones personal space.

6. Although you may enjoy listening to S club 7 at high volumes the rest of carriage might not.

7. You are not in a nightclub, your ipod does not need to be that loud!

8. Pop Idol auditions have been and gone and you failed!

9. USE A TISSUE. No one wants to hear you hacking and sniffing!

10. When using a mobile, remember that you don't need to shout into it for the person on the other end to hear you. Plus we don't want to hear about you pulling the footy player on the weekend and what made him a good lover.

11. Guys, i know you'd like us all to think you are "big" but sitting with your legs that far apart is ridiculous.

12. Girls, we know you like to smell nice but we'd actually like to breathe in without the smell of your perfume or hairspray choking us.

13. Having said that, perfume is more preferable than BO. Deodrant is a must people!

14. Don't cut your nails on the train! This is just disgusting! and the noise is just annoying. click click click click click.

15. Your bag doesn't need a seat, let the old lady sit down!

With all these in mind i think we can have a nice, comfortable, pleasant smelling train journey.